***TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ADDRESSES. PACKAGES RETURNED TO SENDER WILL NOT BE RESHIPPED OR REFUNDED***

Please send orders ***encrypted with our PGP*** in the message. WE DO NOT GIVE OUT TRACKING. PLEASE DO NOT ASK US FOR AN 'ETA". THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS 1-3 DAYS FOR EXPRESS AND 3-5 DAYS FOR PRIORITY

Please send orders ***encrypted with our PGP*** in the following format:

John Doe
123 Hickory Lane
Apt 3
Chicago, IL 12345

All orders are shipped within 24 hours. We do not reship packages marked as delivered so make sure your mailbox is secure. We do not refund packages returned to sender so don't use a stupid fake name the mailman knows doesn't belong to that house. We will refund or reship in the case of a package lost in the mail system or confiscated but we've never had a package seized.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOUR INFORMED DELIVERY SHOWS OR DOESNT SHOW. WE ARE NOT THE USPS. THEIR SYSTEM ISNT ALWAYS ACCURATE. DO NOT ASK US WHERE YOUR PACK IS BECAUSE YOU DONT SEE IT ON INFORMED DELIVERY